Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.