Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.