Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P