Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.