Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon