A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
With a little bit of oil.
With a Ruff IRA.
Birdsthigh fish fingers !
A harenet.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
Because on top of it was written : Open here.
Argo down the shops ! Kn
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
They ran out of juice!
Your fence.
A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
Because he got there before the hare.
The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers
A Labrador.