A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
Go and retrieve her!
With a little bit of oil.
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
To say hello.... From the other side.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Borders
Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...
A pedo file
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
Because it's probably your bike...
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
Hare loss.
A Labrador.
