A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
my mom asked Gravity, I replied.
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
A cat.
Because it's made up of galaxies.
