What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

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Why is gravity so weak?

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.