Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.