Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.