Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Previous Random Joke Next
Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.