Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.