Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.