Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.