Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.