To bone up on his schoolwork.
He used a Luigi Board.
Horror-scopes!
You reddit.
It logs on.
Because the didn't have the guts to do it.
A: Because it had no guts.
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
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