Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

Schoolwork Jokes More Schoolwork Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"