How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "