How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.