How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "