Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
My tax refund.
He was caught taking Polaroids.
Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
Black people can't swim.
They have a sad history of not finishing off races.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
