What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger