How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh