What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.