What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.