What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

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What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.