Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.