Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*