Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.