Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!