Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.