Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!