What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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You get repercussions

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.