Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Spit, swallow, gargle.
A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
You don't
Too many horses were drowning.
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
Cover your ears with your hands
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
A coconut
Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
A Robin Williams.
A dead bird
On the rocks
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
