Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why are black man's palms white?

Because they are always leaning against cop cars.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.