Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.