Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.