What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode