What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

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What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser