Event Jokes

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Discuss Jokes More Discuss Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss