Event Jokes

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

Hillary Supporter Jokes More Hillary Supporter Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*