Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
It depends on Deus Voltage
Shellfies!
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."
Because they can't even!
A Casual Tee.
