What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Dinner Party Jokes More Dinner Party Jokes

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.