Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"