What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)