What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

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What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What do you call a mean dust storm?

Darude - Sandstorm

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep