How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!