Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Rough...
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
It ran to the unstable.
They like to run around in their bear feet.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.