How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".