How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.