What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end