What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans"

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!