What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.