How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.