How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

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Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Because Chernobyl fallout.