Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.