Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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Because it reminds them of home.

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Retards don't wear Black.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout