Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.