Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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ICU

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They prevented hispanic attacks

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An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Khakaws!

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Ukraine.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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A mobile-Chernobyl!

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.