How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

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Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

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What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.