How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)