How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.

Purple Jokes More Purple Jokes

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.