What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.