What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.