What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.