What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"