What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

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Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps