Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?