Because they always want to be right.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
Garbage collectors.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
I'm putin' that guy to sleep
He just wants her to be down to Mars
A: Divorced
