What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.