What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.