How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."