How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.