How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest