Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

Ken Doll Jokes More Ken Doll Jokes

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!