How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.