How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!