Ten tickles
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
Okay, you start.
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Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
Two test tickles
Captain Squid!