Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo