Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!