What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture