Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Because any more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture