Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty