Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.