Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.