Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.